比基尼复仇者 (2015)

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The Jade Empress is out to steal diamonds in order to hatch her nefarious plan for world domination! Only Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl can save the day! Tune in and find out if our superheroes can thwart the Jade Empress from controlling a diamond powered laser all the while juggling their boyfriends and their day jobs as crime reporters.

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The Jade Empress is out to steal diamonds in order to hatch her nefarious plan for world domination! Only Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl can save the day! Tune in and find out if our superheroes can thwart the Jade Empress from controlling a diamond powered laser all the while juggling their boyfriends and their day jobs as crime reporters.

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耶日·斯图尔,克里斯提娜·杨达,卡里娜·谢鲁斯克,马里乌什·德莫霍夫斯基,马雷克·瓦尔切夫斯基,扬·诺维茨基,亨里克·比斯塔,莱昂·涅姆奇克,克兹佐夫·马扎克,斯坦尼斯瓦夫·伊加尔

  Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.  Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?  n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.  What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.  On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.  One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.  Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

永恒站

迈尔斯·特勒,伊丽莎白·奥尔森,卡勒姆·特纳,约翰·厄尔利,达明·乔伊·伦道夫,贝蒂·巴克利,杰夫·桑卡,潘塔·莫斯勒,布雷迪·德鲁利斯,欧嘉·梅雷迪斯,塞巴斯蒂安·比林斯利-罗德里格斯,诺亚·布罗姆利,欧佳·佩斯塔,珍妮·克鲁蒂尔,巴里·普赖默斯,埃里克·高,露西·特恩布尔,大卫·Z·科恩,丹尼·麦克,凯尔·沃伦

  影片构建了一个妙趣横生的死后世界观:人离世后将抵达一个连接无数“永恒世界”的中转站,一旦选择就无法改变。故事始于赖瑞(迈尔斯·特勒 饰)被蝴蝶饼噎死的荒诞开场,他在中转站重获青春,等待妻子琼安(伊丽莎白·奥尔森 饰)的到来。然而琼安到来后,却面临新的难题——她在战争中阵亡的前夫卢克(卡勒姆·特纳 饰),竟已在此苦候她67年。  两个男人为了获得琼安的最终选择, 展开了一系列令人捧腹的“竞争”,各种啼笑皆非的较量让本该严肃的永恒抉择变成了一场妙趣横生的“爱情竞赛”。面对车站里呈现的琳琅满目的人生可能,一边是共同走过漫长岁月、充满柴米油盐记忆的现任丈夫;一边是曾令她刻骨铭心、苦候她67年的前度挚爱, 琼安必须做出最终的选择:与谁携手, 共赴永恒?

背后有人2025

郑文森,王子涵,邹超军,刘刚,万斯佳

  老楼真有鬼,背后不是人!青年录音师入住鬼楼,听到鬼频率,看到鬼飘移……长发女鬼,时隐时现,时而爆发出惊人尖叫,时而传来隐隐的鬼哭……突然之间,女鬼出现在房顶,一回头,女鬼又惊现在被子里!惨叫不断,惊吓不断,鬼魅血脸狰狞扭曲,阴森鬼爪惊悚索命!女主陪同男主勇闯鬼楼,挑战千年怨灵,等待他们的是冤魂的报复?还是厉鬼的劫杀?一切都是未知!月圆之夜,人鬼决战呈现在荒郊野外,鬼BOSS终于邪恶登场,终极颤栗一触即发!谁敢回头看背后?颤抖吧,尖叫吧!

我的同桌是极品

宋晨,苑乔

  王元娥(苑乔 饰)一直以来都深深的爱慕着名为陈喆的男生,可是,王元娥知道自己非常的普通,和在校园里闪耀着耀眼光芒的陈喆相去甚远,所以选择将这份感情深深的埋藏在心底。单求胥的父亲将儿子送进了王元娥和陈喆所在的班级之中,单求胥的目的很简单,那就是混到顺利毕业,然后出国追求自己的自由自在的人生。  一次偶然之中,王元娥和单求胥之间爆发了争吵,但也正因为如此,单求胥得以走进了王元娥的内心,发现了她单纯善良的一面,并为此深深着迷。可是,王元娥的全部心思都挂在了陈喆的身上,这让单求胥非常的苦恼。

摩羯星一号

埃利奥特·古尔德,詹姆斯·布洛林,萨姆·沃特森,O·J·辛普森,哈尔·霍尔布鲁克,凯伦·布莱克,特利·萨瓦拉斯

  故事梗概:  由领队布鲁贝克等三名宇航员驾驶的美国宇宙飞船《摩羯星一号》因质量不好未能起飞,宇航主任凯洛威博士为骗取国会的预算,强迫宇航员参加了一场在摄影棚内模拟飞行同时进行电视实况转播的骗局.为了骗局不被戳穿,还决定宣布飞船降落时因事故机毁人亡,秘密杀害宇航员.宇航员冲出摄影棚后,两人被打死.死里逃生的布鲁贝克出现在追悼会上,揭露了事实真相.

匿杀

彭昱畅,张钧甯,黄晓明,王迅,徐娇,邢佳栋,阿如那,王成思,海一天,沈浩,侯咏薰,王圣迪,黄奕,姜皓文,郝平,蔡亘晏,高长远,张磊,衣云鹤

  地狱空荡荡,恶魔在人间。十五年前,一群身份各异的罪恶权贵将都马市染黑成一座“地狱岛”,高中生晓笛惨遭权贵凌辱致死;十五年后,这些背后操盘者接连惨死,死状惨烈。曾目睹十五年前命案的方天阳与警官方正楠深入调查,惊觉这桩匿名杀人案不只是单纯的复仇,更是一场迟到的控诉。桩桩命案,层层黑幕,那张权力、金钱、欲望织就的黑色秘网背后究竟藏着多少不为人知的罪孽?